HOUSE RULES

  1. Respect the Swing Zone: If you weren’t invited to the backswing, keep out of it. Getting hit mid-swing or mid-race isn't a badge of honor.

  2. Mind Your Mouth (and Hands): No abusive language, no rude gestures—our staff aren’t here to referee your bad mood. Sexist, racist, discriminatory, or harassing behavior isn’t welcome here either. This goes for both staff and guests. Step out of line, and you’re stepping out of Happy’s!

  3. ID, Please! If you’re after the hard stuff and don’t look your age, be ready to flash that ID. No ID, no drinks—no debate

  4. Drink Like a Legend (Not a Liability): Be a legend on the links and a hero of the drinks, but remember, keep the "drinking and driving" to the simulators, real life doesn’t have a rewind button! If you need a safe way home, let a host know—we’ve got your back!

  5. No Sneaky Snacks Allowed!  We know you’re a snack aficionado, but our food and drinks are the real MVPs here! So leave your outside goodies at home—yes, that includes your beloved takeout coffee. Seriously, don’t make us break out the snack police!

  6. Respect the Gear: It’s Not Yours! Think stealing or breaking stuff is a game? Not on our watch! If you break it or swipe it, you’ll be coughing up the cash. Our cameras are sharper than your excuses, so let’s keep it fun and fair—nobody wants to be the next episode of "Cops!"